Wednesday, October 27, 2010

Jackie Oh WTF??

Inspiration can be found in many places and in recent times, celebrities have almost become the new models.  Remember that bit in The September Issue when Grace points out that Nuclear Wintour saw that trend coming a mile off? Well congratulations Anna, who apparently also likes Boobs Legsly aka Blake Lively but seriously cannot back the statement which I am just about to relate to y'all. I found this on a rather amusing site called Lainey Gossip

So here’s a quote from Eric Daman, the stylist who works on Gossip Girl. He’s speaking here of Blake Lively, specifically as it relates to her sartorial side:

"She’s not an anorexic bitch, she has tits and an ass. She knows where the hemline needs to hit, what colors she should wear and about draping ... She’s not getting out of cars without panties and she [sic] rather be home making apple pie, not partying in a limo. That’s why Anna [Wintour] likes her. She nailed it [the Vogue covers] and I love being a part of it without having to hold her hand ... [Sarah Jessica Parker] was so instrumental about clothing and the draping and body parts and Blake is the same exact way, but she’s not Carrie and she’s not SJP. Blake is in her 20’s and has a hot body, she’s a teen icon of high fashion and we haven’t really seen something like it, she’s like the Jackie O of her time."

THE JACKIE O OF OUR TIME???

Yay or Nay, readers, I wish to know your thoughts. I''m not saying the girl isn't hot with a cracking pair of pins but Jackie O...really?
Boobs..and a harness, do I need to elaborate on why this is a bad idea?
I like the colour, I think I like the idea..I just think the idea came out wrong..
I was taught that if you can't say something nice, you should think twice about saying anything at all.  Nice tan Blake.
Ok so it's a corset, maybe just a corset with a bit of lace swathed round it, well done for wearing matching pants! Brown shoes?
The commentary from the bods at Go Fug Yourself was too funny to leave out so please find it below..
BLAKE LIVELY: Hi L.

LEIGHTON MEESTER: Hey, B.

BLAKE: Am I showing way too much skin?

LEIGHTON: As usual. Boobs OR legs, remember, Blake?

BLAKE: I have the worst time with that.

LEIGHTON: We know. And your dress has an open back.

BLAKE: So?

LEIGHTON: You're beating us about the head and neck with your hotness, when you really ought to just let it hug us tenderly.

BLAKE: I don't know what that means.

LEIGHTON: Stop showing so much skin. For the 10th time.

BLAKE: Your turn.

LEIGHTON: Whatever do you mean?

BLAKE: Uh. Your dress is like way too big for you and you're wearing shoulder pads that give a whole new meaning to the phrase, "don't squeeze the Charmin."

LEIGHTON: What new meaning is that?

BLAKE: I don't know. It was the only toilet paper joke I could think of.

LEIGHTON: Bitch, please, this outfit is directional.
BLAKE: It should have directed you to a tailor. And what about your face? At least my makeup looks awesome.

LEIGHTON: Your hair doesn't.

BLAKE: WE'RE STILL TALKING ABOUT YOU:

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