Showing posts with label Jessica Simpson. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Jessica Simpson. Show all posts
Friday, July 11, 2008
Thursday, December 27, 2007
JESSICA SIMPSON'S MOVIE BLONDE AMBITION...
YOU CAN SEE IT NOW! BLONDE AMBITION WAS LEAKED ON THE INTERNET.. YIKES! I WATCHED ABOUT 15 MINUTES OF IT AND TO TELL YOU THE TRUTH I DONT THINK JESSICA IS THE WORST THING IN THIS MOVIE I ACTUALLY KIND OF LIKE HER. IT'S LUKE WILSON'S ACTING I CAN'T TAKE. JUDGE FOR YOUR SELF . CLICK ON THE PICTURE TO WATCH THE ENTIRE FILM.. YOU'RE WELCOME
Thursday, November 1, 2007
Whore-A-Ween
Truly grossed out by the amount of whore costumes that have infested the holy day of Halloween. Since when is Dorothy a whore? And isn’t RainbowBright like eight?You can't be a RainbowBright WHORE! Its sick! Speaking of whores not really but since we are on the subject of Halloween .Katy Perry and I decided to segway from our everyday whore outfits and go with something a little more innocent and religious on this pagan holy day and went out as Holy Shits. I think Jessica Simpson went as herself our as a blow up doll..
At Adam Levine's Halloween Party. Oh hey!
At Adam Levine's Halloween Party. Oh hey!
Wednesday, October 24, 2007
Do the party hop
So Katy Perry is back y’all! oh hey! So the party started at the ever so very old Hollywood’s Palladuim for the Fredrick’s of Hollywood 08 collections. The models were hot and Dita Von Tease me did her little shimmy, but the shocking part of the party was seeing LA’s new Paris and Nicole . No its not Current tv’s Matt and Jason, but Cheri Oteri and Jessica Simpson, the best of buds. I can’t wait for this falling out of this friendship. I wonder which one will loose the weight and which one will have the sex tape?

Next I ditched Katy and The Richies Shannon Woodward (she’s rich!) To go with Matt and Jason to the Volvo party at the ever so over Cabana Club. After a few free drinks we went right next door to the Green Door but just for a second because we got a text mess from J Pastor saying Cheri and Jess P are going to Teddys. So off we went. Finding myself in a Debbie downer mood I quickly moved the party to Bar Lubitsch in West Hollywood where we meet up with the famous DJ Group E, and we danced a bit but we needed to keep moving. So the last and final stop was Winstons to meet Posso’s Glamazons Mary –Louise and Vanessa … and that my friends is how you do the party hop..

Next I ditched Katy and The Richies Shannon Woodward (she’s rich!) To go with Matt and Jason to the Volvo party at the ever so over Cabana Club. After a few free drinks we went right next door to the Green Door but just for a second because we got a text mess from J Pastor saying Cheri and Jess P are going to Teddys. So off we went. Finding myself in a Debbie downer mood I quickly moved the party to Bar Lubitsch in West Hollywood where we meet up with the famous DJ Group E, and we danced a bit but we needed to keep moving. So the last and final stop was Winstons to meet Posso’s Glamazons Mary –Louise and Vanessa … and that my friends is how you do the party hop..
Labels:
Cheri Oteri,
Jessica Simpson,
Katy Perry,
Sex,
Volvo
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